Monday, January 25, 2010

Funny photo captions as done by yours truly.

This bear was used by Hannibal Lecter as a child. Lecter cites this bear as his inspiration for what he does. fufufufufufu!

This is what happens when you let Kevin Malone (from the NBC show "The Office") alone with the vending machine. He needs a little help.

Well biology has taught us many things, but I guess if I keep swimming in a regular pool 9 months from now I may be holding a new little bundle of joy. This would then lead some of my male friends to say "whose your daddy baby? You don't know who your daddy is." Nor do I because I believe sex before marriage is wrong. That and the daddy of my future child will be there when his child is born!

This looks like something my redneck relatives would do. They've already had a keg and a dance to "Ready to Run" by the Dixie Chicks at their first wedding, so why not teach the kids how to be drunkards?

Come in with a taurus and come out with a bmw z3....now I wanna go to this carwash!

This is what happens when you use a windows-based system. Humiliation and pain will follow you the rest of your days! Once you get a mac you don't go back.

Bad septic tank system and one drunk Jimmy Dugan will get you this!

This is what Dr. Hannibal Lecter used before he went to jail.

That’s all for today.

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